I Miss When My Body was *Mine*

I suppose I should NSFW tag this? I’m not going to get pornographic or anything, but there’s a strong sexual implication. Probably like PG-13. Oh, who am I kidding? The language I use, this whole blog is probably PG-13 at least. I’ve been wanting to write this for a while, so I probably better get More…

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I’m not a Natural

I’m a stay at home Mommy. And I am not a Natural. I don’t ever really know what I’m doing. I’m winging it. I don’t have this overwhelming instinct that tells me “I must limit my children’s sugar intake” or “Baby hungry. Baby need Boobie.” Not that it’s a caveman concept to nurse but it’s More…

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Anna from Frozen is a Stuck-up Rich Bitch

My third child has recently developed an obsession with Frozen. I have long since been burnt out on this movie, I have to admit. But I was wholly unprepared for how much I’m reading into this film for this child’s craze. I’m looking at the characters with cynicism and I found myself arguing with my More…

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Moms are NOT Friends.

I talk to my mom almost every day. It’s a struggle to remember to call my husband first if our kids do something hilarious. I tell her everything from when I have an embarrassing encounter to bitching about my husband. She listens and gives sound advice and she makes me laugh like very few other More…

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As a Mother, I Have a Very Particular Set of Skills

I’m Not What I Was I was talking to a friend the other day about the way my education and grammar has faltered some being out of the workplace. I don’t remember how to set formulas in Excel or some of the finer points of more obscure grammar rules. It’s a trade off, though. I More…

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I’m a Stay at Home Mom. I’m not THESE things:

A Trophy wife I know it’s hard to tell looking at me, though. (She says as she’s sitting in yoga pants with unwashed hair, no makeup and smelling faintly of baby poo.) But I don’t stay at home because I’m “too pretty to work.” Once upon a time I had a career that I really More…

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Secret Life of a Closet Mom

What if I told you there was a world within your world? That there already was a mom cult (basically)? And that you’d probably be a happier person if you were a part of it? You are now entering the Closet World Do you know what a “Closet Mom” is? It’s kind of crazy if More…

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Reality of Gamer Girls

(FYI, this is primarily for the “RPG Gamers” … I don’t know loads about, like, Halo gamers. Because FPS is crap compared to Strategy and RPG games, IMO.) Team chat erupts when you speak for the first time And it’s usually a guy saying something about another boy spontaneously orgasming. Or it’s a guy spontaneously More…

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Tools for staying on Budget

They always say the three things you shouldn’t talk about are Religion, Politics and Money.  I’m a Catholic married to an Agnostic. So we talk religion all the damned time. I have the Jehovah’s Witnesses over for coffee every Wed. I talk religion plenty and have never really had a problem. Politics isn’t usually a More…

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How tired are you, Mama?

I had over a new mom friend of mine recently. She told me in confidence “I’m so tired. I fell asleep nursing the baby last night. When I woke up I was completely horrified! I could have dropped her or rolled over on her!” So I said my new mom spiel. Aw, honey. Don’t feel More…

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