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Know Your Crazy; Own your Crazy

Who are you kidding? You’ve got some crazy going on there. I can see it in your eyes. (Not really, crazy, I don’t live in the computer.) Everyone has something they’re crazy over. Just like everyone has their own flavor of nerd, we all have our own crazy. Some people are a level of germ More…

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Join the Revolution, Women: Sit To Pee.

My mother taught me so many things. But there are two things that I used way more often than I ever thought I would. One is picking things up with my toes. For someone who has spent a lot of the last 6 years pregnant, this is basically the best thing she’s ever taught me. Monkey More…

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I Love When my Hubby Works Late

I’m an extrovert. Who stays at home with her kids. So here I am, a gal who loves to chat. A girl who really kinda needs it. With no one over 3 to talk to for most of my day. Every day. Avoid me in the grocery stores, people. I see adults that can understand every word More…

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Homemade Baby Food for Noobs

Starting your kid on solids is super exciting. Because it’s easier for you if they can feed themselves. And they sleep a bit better with heavier food on their tummy. And their poop changes so much, every time you open the diaper it’s a big surprise! … Ok. That’s a gross and terrible thing for More…

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Make-Up Misunderstanding

I just had an argument with my 3 year old daughter. Nothing new. But we actually argued freakin’ gender roles. Good God Almighty, I’m so in over my head with these kids. So my oldest two, 3 and 5, got kid makeup kits for Christmas. They love them. Every single day I’m telling them that no, More…

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You Don’t Love Your Kids More Than I Love Mine

Everyone thinks they love their kids more than anyone’s ever loved another soul in the history of forever. Hopefully you have the common sense to know that’s not true. Hopefully you have the decency not to make judgments on other people based on a comparison. Unfortunately, I’ve had plenty of the “judgey eyes” and more More…

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To the Man I thought I was Going to Marry: Thank You

Isn’t it funny how sometimes the same old high school bullshit catches up with you? About two years ago, I got a friend request on Facebook from a woman who was not my friend. In fact, the reason I knew her was she slept with my high school/college boyfriend. I had no idea why she had sent me a More…

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Logan. Holy Hell. Logan.

I’m a Marvel girl. And more specifically, I’m an X-Men girl. I grew up reading the comics; watching the cartoons. Worshiping every single X-Men everything. The first and second X-Men Movies made me so unbelievably happy, I watched each at the midnight showing on opening night. (My first time doing that, actually,) I saw them More…

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Why Do I Have My Shit Together Better While He’s Deployed?

When my husband’s gone, I do it all. I get into a routine that helps me stay busy so that I don’t have the time to mope and miss him and drown in my self pity. So I set rules for myself and the kids and make sure we stick to them. It’s the only More…

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If You’re Not Watching “The Magicians” on SyFy, You Need to Start

  Am I alone in anything that says SyFy Original makes me cringe in disgust? I think that is deeply seeded in that the shows and movies typical of the channel when I was in college were beyond ridiculous. Do you remember the Skeleton Man? Yeah, that had a very big part in my skepticism More…